3 Ways to Make your Friend Look Good in Front of Girls by acting like a Jackass

Sabotaging yourself is an advanced Maneuver - see the Kamikaze - but it's a grea way to shake things up.The Drunk - Your friend purchases you way too much alcohol, you lose control. Pointman is in control, looks responsible yet accepting by comparison. This can usually only be done once/night though, so don’t do it early. And make sure you don’t get so drunk that you need to be carried home.The Dirty Old Man - You get a foul mouth and hint that “Everyone should do a Gangbang.” This sets a “trial balloon” to gauge how willing the girls are to getting down.If they’re aghast, the Pointman can always soberly apologize that the Wingman is “not like this…he’s really a good guy, just had too much to drink.” Keep an eye out for Mace.The Poor Man - If your friend is poor, you act like a poor man and complain incessantly about the price of the current venue. Then suggest that you "Know a  great hole in the wall bar…”This is a fun one and ends up saving all parties a lot of cash. 

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